Listen to “My Band” by D12 first. (Lyrics are explicit.) The link should work now! If the thingy doesn’t work, go to playlist(dot)com and listen to it!
Yugi: I dunno man… I think that they’re just jealous because… I’m the King of Games dude…
Yusei: …and I think if everyone’s got a serious problem with me dude…
Jaden: Then they need to have a duel with me after I get some sleep…
All: because…
Yami Yugi: These pricks don’t even know the name of my friends…
But they all duel me like they’re going to win…
And once I do, they’ll know the Pharaoh, Atem…
All because I’m the best duelist with my friends…
So I finish dueling right? Put away “Slife-“
Walk up to the n00bs and I’m all like
“Sup newbies, name’s Yami Yugi,
I’m the King of Games in Duel Monsters, you see”
They’re all like- (Ishizu: OH MY GOD, IT’S HIM.
Marik, oh my freaking God it’s Atem!
I swear to freaking Ra, dude I’m a freaking wreck,
Please, Yugi, please, help me fix my deck!)
“Not right now,” and the rest of the them get whiny and hoarse
Especially when I blow monsters away with “Mirror Force!”
All the losers start cryin’, sorry as I found
Best cards and locators and star chips on the ground
So like after every duel they try to pick on me
But when they do, it’s kinda like Domino High for me
Cause the next day they’re by my side with me
It’s like Yesterday, Joey punched the lights from me
but Trudge spared his life all thanks to me.
But it’s alright now, because he’s nice to me-
This King of Games thing is the best to me
And all the other duelists just hate me
because…
Jaden: These pricks don’t even know the name of my friends…
But they all duel me like they’re going to win…
And once I do, they’ll know me, Yuki, Jaden…
All because I’m the best duelist with my friends…
My friends [x9]
Everyone sees an “E. Hero” before I win
But, Sy, how come I don’t pass any written exams?
Sleep on these finals and do an epic duel
but I’m in Slifer and Chazz’s in Obelisk Blue?
See, I’m Jaden Yuki, get your game on yo,
I get no respect (think my hair’s a Kuriboh!)
And what the heck is wrong with our Slifer rooms?
I swear it’s looking smaller than “Dryad,” dude…
See, I know how to duel, it’s awesome but
I can’t seem to just hit the DA books
But, I’m a master duelist, if you couldn’t tell
Whisperin in my ear is the spirit, “Yubel”…
*Battle City Blimp*
Joey: Look at Yug’s smug face, thinking he’s the ace
Seto: Yeah I would know, he blasted me in the face.
Joey: Hey, I thought I won a duel with that Malik fool?
Yugi: No, I won the duel, not you, dude.
Seto: Joey, you’ll be late for contest-
Joey: Man, I’m not going to contest! I leave it to chance, not to strategize my deck! You know what Kaiba? I’ll show you somethin!
Kaiba: HEY, YUGI!
Yami Yugi: What’chu got to say?!
Joey: *Whining* Man, nuthin!
Kaiba: *sarcastic* Wheeler, I thought even you would’ve spoke up!
Joey: I’ll tell him when I want, Kaiba- man, shaddup! And I thought at least YOU’D say somethin to Yugi?
Kaiba: Nah, I just did that to make you whine, dweeb. (Joey: WHATEVER KAIBA, WHATEVER!)
Yusei: These pricks don’t even know the name of my friends…
But they all duel me like they’re going to win…
And once I do, they’ll know the “Shooting Star” man…
All because I’m the best duelist with my friends…
Table dueling’s to adore, but I like hard core,
I play on my D-Wheel with parts from Kaiba Corp
I’m gonna let the world know low-levels rock
I should revive “Quillbolt” when the effect unlocks so…
Ready to snap when baddies hurt my friends
Every time I hear “Yusei, it’s the end!”
This isn’t it, you jerk, I don’t have to work
too hard to summon my “Stardust”- this is gonna hurt- for you!
And these guys look so shocked when I just pwned.
(Yusei, have mercy!)
Just leave my friends alone!
Can’t get in New Domino, security’s in the way
(He’s from Satellite? Guards, take him away!)
Jack: *at an interview*
Oh, for God’s sakes, yeah, I forsook Yusei
I thought to go solo and pave victory’s way
I told you, I taught Fudo everything he knows
to use his cards right, you know how it goes
I stole his first Runner, (and man it blows)
then I stole his Stardust, and I rubbed it in his nose
he kept stalking me because “We’re still friends”
then we were signers by that Crimson Dragon
See, I’m the signer wings, and he gets the head…
Carly: Don’t you know-
Jack: *annoyed* Yeah, “that’s what She said!” Anyway, I’m the hottest guy of the group.
Awkward outside of duels, but still better than you! (Fangirl: HEY, SEXY)
I’m master of faster, defying all physics
Falling with my teacup? I can still take a few sips
And not even spill a drop of the stuff,
hey, I think it’s time for my close up, bloaks!
Yugi, Jaden and Yusei:
Why can’t you villains just see
You can’t take the world while I breathe?
My heart’s in the cards that I draw-
With my friends, I WIN~!
Kaiba, Chazz and Jack:
These pricks don’t even know the name of my friends…(Kaiba: What friends?)
But they all duel me like they’re going to win… (Chazz: Forget Jaden!)
And once I do, they know my name’s ‘The Best!’ (Jack: Yeah!)
All because I’m the best duelist with my friends…
My friends (x9) (Atem!) (Jaden!) (4Kids!)
[Pharaoh Atem’s outro]
See, I’m the ruler of all Egypt, I get to Duel with my cousin, Set
And I’m the ruler of all Egypt- the puzzle still has my spirit,
My partner… (whoa-hoa) the puzzle solved by Yugi M., my partner…
(my partner, partner, partner, partner…) And I’m the ruler of all Egypt and I still Duel with my cousin, Set!
5000 years in the distant future, I’m still beating my ‘cousin’, Set!
I’m Game King!
Yugi: Where’d everybody go?
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